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The HBO MailbagSaturday, March 20, 2004 I'm writing this letter to ask a question. Who edits the mailbag? Who is that masked figure behind the counter, snickering sinisterly as he writes brutal rebuttals to the stupid questions of foolish n00bs?
I must know this, as it seems to be the only thing keeping my entertained between now and the release of Halo 2.
P.S. Mailbag rocks. It capitalizes on the stupidity of people, and I sincerely hope you can come up with a good response to this message. We do. Except it's not so much a counter as an extremely cluttered desk. And I'm not so much masked as unshaven. And it's not so much a sinister snickering as a forlorn hooting which (I'm told) reminds passers-by of a hyena forced to watch reality TV, complete with eyedrops and Beethoven. are you going to have these weapons in the halo 2 We were planning to, until the McRae family made off with them. Hi:
I have been watching Inside The NFL since it have started. The program has been an excellent family sport show. The last show on Janruary 28, Wednesday was great, until your Wanda Sykes said in a low voice Mother F...er, at the end of her comedy skit. That was discussing. I know it is not TV its HBO. I can expect this language in movies,shows and comedians specials, but the viewing audience is warn if tdhe program as Nudity, adult situations, strong language and Stong Sexual Content. I hope Inside The NFL does not have to warn the TV viewing audience that this program has a R rating.
I first I enjoyed some of her comedy skits, but half way through your seasons she started getting annoying. The comedy skit at Hootiers, was not enjoying more like a embarrassing to the show.
I hope you dismissed Wanda from the show or set down some ground rules for her to follow
including your director who approves everything in the show. Upon receiving this alert, I summoned Wanda to my office post-haste. "Wanda, I say, Wanda, what's the meaning of this here email?" I loudly inquired. "What?" she replied, shouting from well outside my door, showing the reluctance nearly everyone in this place has for coming into contact with the contents of my office. "What the hell did you say Mother F...er on Inside the NFL for? This is supposed to be a family program!" There was a long pause, I assume filled with contrition, following this reply. "Damn right it was uncalled-for," I finished for her. Still no response. "Well, are you going to be more careful in the future?" Again I waited for an answer, but this time I couldn't play her part in the conversation. After a more than reasonable delay, I stuck my head into the harsh light of the hallway only to discover that Wanda was long gone, if she had ever been there at all. But if Wanda Sykes doesn't work at HBO, then who- or what- said "What?" after I called them to my office? I don't think I'll get much sleep tonight. Not that that's unusual, of course. hi I can't seem to find the halo man anywhere can you help me out The Halo man is currently on Earth, preparing for the approaching Covenant attack. I doubt he'd have time to meet with civilians such as yourself. The Master Chief is going to die isn't he. Sure, hundreds of times. Good thing we can bring him back to life by restoring the last checkpoint. this trailer would be awesome if i could download it that would be cool if ic oukd download it thank you very much Yeah, downloading would be pretty sweet. But for that to be possible, we'd have to put the movie on our web site somewhere. We'd need to link to it off an appropriate page; one named "Movies" would be perfect. And there would have to exist some software capable of downloading it, some sort of "browser" that could navigate to this hypothetical Movies page and let you click the link to the movie. As long as we're dreaming here, let's say this browser had a command that saved whatever you had loaded to your local hard disk (if such things exist; I've never seen one myself). Too bad this ludicrous pie-in-the-sky technology will never come installed for free on your computer. It would make downloading trailers a lot easier. DEAR FAN SITE HAPPY NEW YEAR AND I HOPE THIS YEAR WE HAVE MORE HALO2 INFORMATION IMAGES VIDEOS AND OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE I HOPE HALO2 RELEASE ON EUROPE AROUND MARCH AND APRIL I HOPE THIS AWESOMEGAME=MOVIE=HALO2 NOT DELAYED AGAIN WE WAITING LONG TIME AND I CANT WAIT ANY MORE PLEASE DEAR FAN SITE YOU HAVE; NEW INFORMATION FOR HALO2 I CRAZY FOR THIS AWESOME GAME HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN HALO2 AND XBOX BUNGIE FANS GREECE THESSALONIKI CHRIS JIM KOSTAS JOHN MILTOS KURIAKOS HAVE ANICE DAY WE LOVE YOU HALO FOR EVER WE LOVE YOU BUNGIE FOR EVER GIVE US THIS MOVIE=HALO2 PLEASE HALO2 NOT DELAYED AGAIN What did I tell you people about toking an hour? Hey Bungie why has your website turned into one of the mostly akwardly organized and uncreavtive wreaks on the internet. Has the delay of Halo 2 and other fine games driven the webmaster into premature senility. Or maybe the expression "Crack is bad" is more appropriate for the current content housed within the Bungie.org servers. Or maybe it's just the throes of death before a good company dies. Not unlike a star at the end of its life, once before it Produced huge potential and now struggles to stop from imploding in on itself. So just to let you know I think your site is kwalitee.... actually with a capital K!
good luck on not sucking Thanks, we're very proud of our site's kwalitee. But we do have to give a lot of credit to the crack, which helped make us who we are today. Don't worry about Halo 2; we can't possibly be pushed into senility. At our age it's still just psychosis. Im just wondering what took so damn long to make this game ever heard of "IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT" so why has this game been delayed for over a year now its ridiculous and stupid to think that as many people will buy the game now. Dont you think youve made alot of your fans mad and frustrated over all these delays. All i hope is that you better not hope to hell this game will be disapointing or your asses are grass thats for damn sure. So you think this time you might actually release Halo 2 on time or is this just another one of your silly lies. Have a nice day You know what- you're right. We shouldn't be messing with perfection. In fact, we're going to release Halo 2 right this instant. We came to this decision a few days before I wrote this response, so the game should be in stores already. We've been careful not to change anything that made Halo 1 a success; the gameplay is very much like the original game, the perfect weapon balance is preserved, even the storyline and levels have been careful to conform to this gold standard. We've been very diligent in preserving the feel of the original down to the main menu, box art- even the name of the game itself, which has been changed back to the title that led Halo to such fame and glory. So what are you waiting for, go buy it! do you know for sure when halo 2 is coming out Yes. Hey Bungie why has your website turned into one of the mostly akwardly organized and uncreavtive wreaks on the internet. Has the delay of Halo 2 and other fine games driven the webmaster into premature senility. Or maybe the expression "Crack is bad" is more appropriate for the current content housed within the Bungie.org servers. Or maybe it's just the throes of death before a good company dies. Not unlike a star at the end of its life, once before it Produced huge potential and now struggles to stop from imploding in on itself. So just to let you know I think your site is kwalitee.... actually with a capital K!
good luck on not sucking Thanks, we're very proud of our site's kwalitee. But we do have to give a lot of credit to the crack, which helped bring us to where we are today. Don't worry about Halo 2; we can't possibly be pushed into senility. At our age it's still just psychosis. Newer Collections | Older Collections |
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